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NEIL ARMSTRONG AT THE FRIARS’ CLUB from the collection “My Baby’s Made A Monster Of Me” by RJT

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before, I do these sort of things so often. My old lady’s in the back with her barbituates trying to get her mood to soften. Because partying aint easy when you’ve chained yourself to the Whore of Babylon. In this world of red and blue dresses she’s put the drab one on. We put on a good show for the cameras, but there’s trouble back at home. She’s got my balls in one hand, and a vodka in the other; our cover’s blown. My voice becomes omniscient; the transmission’s in the air. It doesn’t matter if we’re on the moon or a TV studio in LA somewhere. Because it isn’t love, and it isn’t love. We faked the whole thing.

Written by Ryan J. Tressel.

Produced & engineered by David Kennedy

RJT: Acoustic guitar, voice

D.Morey: Trombone, trumpet

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